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Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.06.24 15:07:00 -
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Edited by: Jonny 101 on 24/06/2007 15:06:49 You were the light of my screen, your long hair flowing down over those perfectly shaped shoulders, your soft voice was like music to my ears.
And those lips, I would sit mesmerized by those lips as your delicate voice droned on and on and on how delicous they looked.
I am not ashamed to write this post, i'm a grown geek of 22 and I shall hide my feelings no more!
Darling, no token-asian hussy can ever take your place in my heart, evetv needs more sensuality, evetv needs that e-rotic vibe, evetv needs more farjung and less random british*****-teasers who get paid to pretend they like online games and the geeks who play them.
Farjung, you made me touch myself.
------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |

Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.06.24 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: Intigo All this thread needs is Jonny working up some of his "photoshop magic" (read: bad Paint job) on a screencap from an EVE-TV show.
I'm surprised the original post didn't have it, he's usually quite thorough in his sarcastic yet utterly scary posts. 
I just got windows to work on this mac, now you want me to setup paint too?! ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |

Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.06.24 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Eomar Edited by: Eomar on 24/06/2007 17:42:12
Originally by: Jonny 101
Originally by: Intigo All this thread needs is Jonny working up some of his "photoshop magic" (read: bad Paint job) on a screencap from an EVE-TV show.
I'm surprised the original post didn't have it, he's usually quite thorough in his sarcastic yet utterly scary posts. 
I just got windows to work on this mac, now you want me to setup paint too?!
oh you poor thing, windows AND a mac worst of both worlds innit 
Let's get back on topic please, if they are going to turn eve-tv into a softcore **** show for socially ******** nerds, then the least they should add Farjung, at least farjung had that special "it" factor.
Oh farjung my farjung, I wanto feel you penetrate my hull with your close range ammo, VINDICATE ME FARJUNG VINDICATE ME HARD! ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |

Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.06.26 12:18:00 -
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Originally by: EVETV Xyliana Farjung will be guesting this week
And i'm still not gonna watch because as long as the good comes in tiny tastes littered by junk it must remain a matter of principle i'm afraid ;) ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |

Jonny 101
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.06.26 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: EVETV spiralJunkie
Originally by: Jonny 101
Originally by: EVETV Xyliana Farjung will be guesting this week
And i'm still not gonna watch because as long as the good comes in tiny tastes littered by junk it must remain a matter of principle i'm afraid ;)
when you say junk...
The bimbo's, I want YOU and people like you, real players, oh and, jalipo definately falls under junk, what the hell.
Let me make one thing clear, i'm a HUGE fan of the eve-tv concept, I don't like football matches on tv, I don't care about the olympics, it's boring as hell.
But alliance tournament? reports on space-ship battles? oh yeah, pop that corn and get down by the screen, me like.
And thus I was hugely dissapointed when I found out eve-tv would be all about the gloss and i'd haveto, once again suffer the hell that is jalipo. ------------------------------------------------ crash003 > 400k more lp and ill have a navy mega TheJacko > 400k lol TheJacko > ineed 250k The hidden face of turby |
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